Post by bloodhound on Jun 27, 2012 14:42:39 GMT -5
thanks for the hard work guys
GLTA
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display. While he was there another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper “I’ll have a C-monkey please”. The shopkeeper nodded, went
over to a cage at the side of the shop, and took out a monkey. He fit a
collar and leash and handed it to the customer, saying “That’ll be
$5000″.
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist
went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey
most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?”
The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more
expensive - $10,000! What does it do?” “Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; it
can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All
the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of its own.The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped
to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the others put
together! What on earth does it do?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it do anything,
but it says it’s a consultant.”
and then
Three women — one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped, the others looked at here questioningly.
“That was my pager.” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly “Low Tech”. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna, and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The Hillbilly woman finally said, “Well, will you look at that, I’m gettin’ a FAX.”
